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Politics of the Kurylian Saga

  • Posted on August 17, 2014 at 11:24 am

Be warned, this is a joke-post. I saw one similar on tumblr, and decided to give it a hand. I might, later on, make a more serious post about the political playing field of my world, but who knows!

Politics of the Kurylian Saga

Kuryle: You have two cows. You milk them, and half of the milk goes to the priestesses of Vell.

Shea: You have two cows. You butcher one, sell the meat for furs and start a trader’s shop. The other provides milk for bribing officials.

Durdil: You have two cows. They freeze to death, and you have food for winter.

Thosfig: You have two cows. You share their milk with your neighbors, who share their grain, hunted meat, and eggs.

Dwaerves: You have two cows. They get eaten by cave crocodiles.

Aelves: You have two cows. You use them for fertilizer for your 100-year-flowering lilies.

Baba Yaga: You have two cows. People try to steal them. You eat well when they do.

The Boneman: You have two cows. Somewhere. Maybe.

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